One of my top 5 'if I had a time machine' checklist items would be to see a performance by professional farter Le Pétomane.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3...
specifically, "a farting rendition of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake which lasted more than five minutes"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3...
specifically, "a farting rendition of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake which lasted more than five minutes"