when i'm in a being a hideous shitbox competition and my opponent is a cybertruck

lol

now on one hand: the cybertruck sucks. we all know this.

...but hear me out.

the cybertruck sucks SO MUCH it wraps back around to being the most cool car ever.

I have never seen a cybertruck drive by, EVER, without somebody commenting on it.

it's like a circus performer, or a car crash. you can't look away because that is certainly SOMETHING that is HAPPENING right now.

and THAT is why this is not a flat N. because the cybertruck is so bad it's brilliant.

...but it is still bad

unironically asked my mechanic friend what he would do to make the worst car ever and he said tesla had him beat so its a pretty solid car. maybe too solid.

i love it, it's crazy, its fun to drive, it's a good car, i want one when they are not overpriced