A pretzel ( PRET-səl; from German: Breze or Brezel, pronounced [ˈbʁeːtsl̩] or [ˈbʁɛtsl̩]; Bavarian: Brezn) is a type of baked pastry made from dough that is commonly shaped into a knot. The traditional pretzel shape is a distinctive symmetrical form, with the ends of a long strip of dough intertwined and then twisted back onto itself in a...
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oh fuck yes now this is peak
if you don't like pretzels you're either lactose intolerant or something like that (in which case I pray for your loss) or
well
...you're weird