Blastinus
Ratings
10
Come on, New York City! Make some noise!
In the presence of unjust laws, sometimes doing the right thing is a crime. But also, sometimes you're just a jerk.
I've had good customer service experiences, but their machines are kinda hit or miss.
My favorite of all the pies. It's got pie crust, nuts, and a gooey center for a real delightful combination of flavors.
It's such a simple concept, yet executed flawlessly. Poker has never been more fun.
I literally can't live without it. Hunting and gathering isn't my thing.
Great game. Quick and easy to pick up.
Not my favorite bodily function.
Your soul is a county-fair cardsharp: you worship tidy little systems—pies, poultry, crops, darts—and only permit chaos if it shows up briefly yelling from New York.
10 ratings
If you can wade through the giant walls of text, you'll find a laugh or two in there.