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This country was surprisingly well executed for such a lackluster premise.

Mark personally told me to "welcome him into a communist." I trust his word. Thanks, Mark

ESPECIALLY when the wielder in question's gotta hold one or two fingers up to their temple like "oh hold on i'm getting a call from this PSYCHIC BLAST WAVE"

rating wholly dependent on the characterization of mario. if he's a rough italian plumber, just looking to say plumbing-related shit in his handcrafted Brooklyn accent then so be it: i cast him down. if he's a wide-eyed loyalist dog, willing to die for the throne peach sits upon: i smite him henceforth. if mario's just like, some kind of freak? a fuckin' little dog or something? like, imagine if you will Mario 64 with no context to the story whatsoever. this little motherfucker hops up out of the pipe, s...

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rating wholly dependent on the characterization of mario. if he's a rough italian plumber, just looking to say plumbing-related shit in his handcrafted Brooklyn accent then so be it: i cast him down. if he's a wide-eyed loyalist dog, willing to die for the throne peach sits upon: i smite him henceforth. if mario's just like, some kind of freak? a fuckin' little dog or something? like, imagine if you will Mario 64 with no context to the story whatsoever. this little motherfucker hops up out of the pipe, starts killing indiscriminately, breaking and entering - wow. WOW! 10/10! incredible. that's the mario i need. something with no humanity behind the eyes, an automaton of flips and smashing and wahoo yah hah wahs.

It is likely that one of your favorite CONTENT CREATORS get their inspiration from this alcoholic, whether from the Mr. Plinkett reviews or Red Letter Media as a whole.

...or his love for Star Trek...

...or his love for Jurassic World...

...or his love for Rich Evans...