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some flaws? the only flaw is snaking and even then that's lowkey a feature

there's a little something I'd like to call the "playstation curse". essentially, at the end of a playstation console's generation, every series playstation has does a skill check. if they fail the skill check, playstation will never make a good game in that series again. they will literally forget how to make that series, or they'll torpedo the series' lore so bad that the series will sink like the fucking titanic

spyro enter the dragonfly, littlebigplanet 3, sly cooper thieves in time, EVERY SINGLE ps2...

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there's a little something I'd like to call the "playstation curse". essentially, at the end of a playstation console's generation, every series playstation has does a skill check. if they fail the skill check, playstation will never make a good game in that series again. they will literally forget how to make that series, or they'll torpedo the series' lore so bad that the series will sink like the fucking titanic

spyro enter the dragonfly, littlebigplanet 3, sly cooper thieves in time, EVERY SINGLE ps2 crash bandicoot game...

but this one is the one that makes me the most angry, because holy shit. in an attempt to "reboot twisted metal", they remove the character based cars (which is kinda the WHOLE IDENTITY of twisted metal), absolutely slaughter the visual design, MAKE IT TEAM BASED??? this is way worse than the playstation curse. this is an entirely new series. they built the ship of theseus from the ground up and then blamed the original for the hole in the bottom.

I absolutely despise this game. NEGATIVE ten out of ten.

the fact that weed was banned and this wasn't is insane

tobacco is way worse as a fast food employee there is at least twice where someone has had so much tobacco smoke in their fucking car that I've nearly fucking PASSED OUT

AS A FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE

I'm legit worried that it's done something to me

honestly we should ban the shit

I FUCKING LOVE PEGGLEEEEEEEEEE

ZENBALL IS THE GREATEST POWERUP IN ALL OF GAMING

I LOVE WHEN THE GAME PLAYS ITSELF FOR YOU

1E0 i look just like buddy holly

this is just what old spongebop was but better

IT HAS NOSTALGIA CRITIC IN IT

i love hot tea

iced tea can go fuck off but a nice warm tea or better yet HOT tea?

peak

mmm

it will ruin your day

but at the same time in a way where you'll go "ok same time next year?"