curve?

curve???

it's a fucking circle that's a shape my guy

they're big, you need them, and also they're the big organ of the body

peak

I don't know why it's shaped like that but it do sure be pumping blood yeah

very cracked and hard to work out. it is peak but I don't think we'll ever fully figure out how it works so it's getting a question mark

also, I don't engage in nepotism

too many of them. very clearly an invasive species

the belt move and it make dopamine

ew

i love him

HELP

MY THING BROKE

SAVE ME

S A V E M E

wrote an infohazard once

I mean in order to be right you have to first be wrong

that is in fact how life works

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this song is the only reason Fuser as a game works

this song is so good that it singlehandedly saved a music game

that fucking violin

i like him

one of the most iconic gen 1 pokemon and it hasn't appeared since

like

come on

COME ON

it's so easy just add it back

make it like pokemon number 0 or something

it's not hard

it's very cool

why is a plane the image of this

because this is not a 9/11 plane I checked

anyways murder is bad 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

bread

alright so hear me out

LONG LIVE SWITZERLAND

NO LONGER NEUTRAL

FOREVER MAY THE HOLEY CHEESE LAND LIVE

THE LAND OF BANKS AND CHOCOLATES AND OTHER RICH PEOPLE THINGS I DON'T KNOW

LONG LIVE THE HOLY LAND OF CAPITALISM

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

viva la france

*surrenders*

it's spheal what else is there to say

i love him

i love the way he rolls around

i love how he rolls up to you immediately in arceus and scarlet and violet with absolutely no malicious intent whatsoever

i love how in pokemon pinball you shoot him into a basketball hoop and therefore he is officially ballin

i love his evolutions too its' just

...yeah

i love spheal

YEAHHHHH I LOVE SEALS

honestly it'd probably be a Y just for the sheer amount of SHIT in it but...

BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE HIGHWAY SYSTEMS IN DALLAS

no joke the first time my family went we got stuck for a literal HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF on these stupid ass maze ass looking roads

what the fuck were they thinking

free them what did they do

SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN

I'm him

lmaoooo this gen is so fucking weird

OK so I know gothitelle itself didn't do anything wrong

but it got Wobbuffet banned from OU

and nothing will ever make me not mad about that

so yes

this is pettiness.

and I do not care