rating wholly dependent on the characterization of mario. if he's a rough italian plumber, just looking to say plumbing-related shit in his handcrafted Brooklyn accent then so be it: i cast him down. if he's a wide-eyed loyalist dog, willing to die for the throne peach sits upon: i smite him henceforth. if mario's just like, some kind of freak? a fuckin' little dog or something? like, imagine if you will Mario 64 with no context to the story whatsoever. this little motherfucker hops up out of the pipe, s...
rating wholly dependent on the characterization of mario. if he's a rough italian plumber, just looking to say plumbing-related shit in his handcrafted Brooklyn accent then so be it: i cast him down. if he's a wide-eyed loyalist dog, willing to die for the throne peach sits upon: i smite him henceforth. if mario's just like, some kind of freak? a fuckin' little dog or something? like, imagine if you will Mario 64 with no context to the story whatsoever. this little motherfucker hops up out of the pipe, starts killing indiscriminately, breaking and entering - wow. WOW! 10/10! incredible. that's the mario i need. something with no humanity behind the eyes, an automaton of flips and smashing and wahoo yah hah wahs.
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rating wholly dependent on the characterization of mario. if he's a rough italian plumber, just looking to say plumbing-related shit in his handcrafted Brooklyn accent then so be it: i cast him down. if he's a wide-eyed loyalist dog, willing to die for the throne peach sits upon: i smite him henceforth. if mario's just like, some kind of freak? a fuckin' little dog or something? like, imagine if you will Mario 64 with no context to the story whatsoever. this little motherfucker hops up out of the pipe, s...