Ratings
292
I do like hearing yes
food product????
some flaws? the only flaw is snaking and even then that's lowkey a feature
there's a little something I'd like to call the "playstation curse". essentially, at the end of a playstation console's generation, every series playstation has does a skill check. if they fail the skill check, playstation will never make a good game in that series again. they will literally forget how to make that series, or they'll torpedo the series' lore so bad that the series will sink like the fucking titanic
spyro enter the dragonfly, littlebigplanet 3, sly cooper thieves in time, EVERY SINGLE ps2...
there's a little something I'd like to call the "playstation curse". essentially, at the end of a playstation console's generation, every series playstation has does a skill check. if they fail the skill check, playstation will never make a good game in that series again. they will literally forget how to make that series, or they'll torpedo the series' lore so bad that the series will sink like the fucking titanic
spyro enter the dragonfly, littlebigplanet 3, sly cooper thieves in time, EVERY SINGLE ps2 crash bandicoot game...
but this one is the one that makes me the most angry, because holy shit. in an attempt to "reboot twisted metal", they remove the character based cars (which is kinda the WHOLE IDENTITY of twisted metal), absolutely slaughter the visual design, MAKE IT TEAM BASED??? this is way worse than the playstation curse. this is an entirely new series. they built the ship of theseus from the ground up and then blamed the original for the hole in the bottom.
I absolutely despise this game. NEGATIVE ten out of ten.
no. bad. dumb. ew.
the fact that weed was banned and this wasn't is insane
tobacco is way worse as a fast food employee there is at least twice where someone has had so much tobacco smoke in their fucking car that I've nearly fucking PASSED OUT
AS A FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE
I'm legit worried that it's done something to me
honestly we should ban the shit
I guarantee someone has trauma from this thing
I FUCKING LOVE PEGGLEEEEEEEEEE
ZENBALL IS THE GREATEST POWERUP IN ALL OF GAMING
I LOVE WHEN THE GAME PLAYS ITSELF FOR YOU
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
(rest in peace)
this is just what old spongebop was but better
IT HAS NOSTALGIA CRITIC IN IT
y is green yes
an episode so godawful that it shows up when you google "that one episode"
objectively better than written response
mario
mario
maaAAAAAAAA
ok actually?
he cooked.
he unironically cooked.
i love hot tea
iced tea can go fuck off but a nice warm tea or better yet HOT tea?
peak
mmm
it will ruin your day
but at the same time in a way where you'll go "ok same time next year?"
just don't get caught in the trap next time idiot
what else do I have to say?